Looks like da rest of the crew hav lost der way Captain, jinx be de only one ta help me stay on course. It be southern X that led dem astray, tis may. good ta see ya Captain an polly by ya side, a fine bird she be. I be under da weather and da good Doctor can't help me get better, caus he can' be found. I see ya found one of yer charts but wheres da map dats bin kept in secret by only a few. Are we on da right course, $35.33
Ah Maggie, if Dr Karlov can't be found then I recommend you take a few swigs of warm limeandakokanut as a tonic for your current ailments. I'm sure you'll be as right as rain and a day or so. Even Parrot has been quite out of sorts lately, and is currently sitting in a small steamy saucepan full of very hot salty water, mixed with some limeandakokanut. I hope it helps him make a full recovery. Most of crew are still ashore building their stacks at today's crazy prices except for Lurkalot who has gone stir crazy and now wants to sell his stack below cost. Tis a pity - he was a fine sailor and we'll miss him. Perhaps Dr Karlov can help him when he returns later today. We may have to trim the ship's ballast once everyone returns with their silver hauls. SPOT : USD $34.50
Aye yer a good mate hotel 46,me worry is thar Doctor has found da Captains secret map.haf crazed with dreams of wealth ta shower his pretty Pamp princess of the high sea. 7 trllion he bawled, an hasn't been seen since. Thar Captain told not ta worry no more for he has it covered with another map under da thar floor. I tink I hav a wee nip or two $34.63
BLAST THAT OZAMA UN LEADEN!!! HE'S JUST GONE AND EATEN ME NEW PARROT FOR HIS DINNER! He left me this message after he popped back from his Aerobics Class: (sob!) Just two little bones left - again! Poor Parrot! Had him from an egg too. SPOT : Who cares?
Aye ARRRRrrggggh me hearty's , I say ye be spot on da money Good Cap'n , tho we may need to move to deeper water so as to avoid creating a shipping hazard with all we need to dump overboard, tas been a fine shoreleave and tha crew have empty purses and full pockets. Ahh..... a bit of curry powder and a sprig of coriander should help tings along there Cap'n, . I had nuthin ta doo wid it at all, twas that cheeky little IMF cheerleada dat started all dat Maggie , we was chattin bout treasure map's an how X mark's da spot an all dat, All I said was dat I had an eX and it was a long way off on a far away Island , next ting ya know everyone is shouting TREASURE HUNT an off dey went. I do try an warn people bout dem Silver Tops mushrooms but dey neva listen.... An dat Dr karlov is da worst of da lot, kept on mumblin bout synthesisers and makin it rich, an he only had da one Silver Top, Last I seen of im he was askin for directions on how ta get to Toodamoon Isle and reckonin he could rule da world with da right recipe . Crazy as bat Feces dat fella is, don't worry bout da Cap'ns map at all tho, I bin givim da wrong one, an if he follows it he'll end up on Xmas Isle instead and get a ticket to Malaysia now too boot. Well da crew be back on board, along wid added hoard, wid ballast we must dump an Vodka to be drunk . With a ship to steer an a map dat's clear we're on da silver Hunt. Polly be a braisin, an the Cap'ns sight be failin. But wid a top notch crew an a drink or two we're on da Silver hunt. An tha Dr he be missin, on a mixed up mushroom mission wid a Pamp in his eye an a pie in da sky, An poor Maggie she be wishin. But the SS she be sound and da crew now all be found so we're on da Silver hunt. And tho crazy we must be to sail across this sea, at least we're not all ..... [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMjzxHzZnnI[/youtube] OOP's I'm in it again, Sorry Cap'n just wanted to help poor Polly along wid da healing and thought I'd add the above to the steam bath. Must of been the curry scent that drew him in.???
Right Night Crew, NY opens in Two Minutes. Here's tonight's play... I've tried to keep it simple tonight. Hoist the mainsails. Let's away... SPOT: USD $34.32
Aye aye Captain, now dats where we be,on da open sea. Ar southern X ya be forgiven by me, tho da Captain may not be so kind when da men go blind after der gold top tea. Ya know he wont be pointing da finger at me. I hear ders trillions to be had, when da map is found, it will lead us to da ground where buried it be. $35.01
Captain Turk. L noo it onlu be erly but we seam to be a heding north agen. All ahead full be it. 14th mate Errol reporting duty Sir
Right then, Anchors away, raise sails, ready warp drive and initiate cloaking device , stock tha bar wid fresh Ice, lime an coconut, an be sure that all new ballast is evenly distributed, we dont want tha good ship listing wid all tha new weight Errol, get that ostrich below decks an be sure to put some balm on tha poor things parson's, Ya might want ta think twice about takin da poor thing ashore for partying next time as well, ya know wot dis lot is like. 46 see if ya can track down tha new barmate, blaggard was on da job one night an it all went to self serve in da first hr, chase dat quadrupleduple up an set im straight will ya, we dont need an anonymous barman. Da Dr is bad enough. Ifin 4444 can't be found see if ya can chase up dat IMF cheerleader, she might be a tad ugly compared to da rest of da crew but I know she can mix a good drink. An Maggie , I be needin yer help, Da Captain be in a bad way wat wid da unfortunate demise of Carrott...um Polly an da Dr be off on a bit of a trip, in da mean time I think he could do wid sum help, just till doc gets back an can do his voodoo stuff or wotever it is he does. We need to get dis in da good Cap'ns suite asap Source: Da poor soul be fretting for his mate an has been workin too hard of late, if we're lucky he might think bin ladens note was a mistake. BTW da gold tops be forbidden for all but me m8's. Damn ye 46, ye be speakin in tounges after all but a one.... In tribute to Lionel Rose, a great Aussie who made a change in peoples attitudes and lead a great life. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tHEGo-g3mw[/youtube]
Arrggh ye be afflicted in da head, if ye was to place dat ting under a pregnant ladies bed there be only da one place it would end up, an da poop deck would be takin on a whole new different meaning for ya . Ya have noo kenney of a pregnant womans mind. Dey have naught but two tings in their mind, get it out an YOO DID DIS TA MEEEE .... Even after its all done dey hold a grudge. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHH8bfPhusM[/youtube] AUD $32.54
Captain Turk. We havne saild a league, a league, a league but barely three, I think the the tide is pushing us bacak/ 14th Mate Errol
Captain. I be orf to bed. Done last patrol only to report a meeting with a lone crew member who was talkin to anuther and I couldne understumble a wurd he said. 14th Mate Errol Over and Out
Ar me mates happy I be, da Kitty Kustoms Keeper sending er home ta me, said da wailing day an nite, wasnt worth all da treasure or a fight hehee. Clear ya heads, close da hatches ride da sea. Together we be. $34.26
Aye hotel 46, a good mate ya be, bin a bit lonely you an me. Der all fallen over, frighten da be, we all a bit shaken by da rock of da sea. We be alright, keep yer self armed head ta toe in silver, we be delivered a treasure at da end of da fight. I see no changing ta nite, we share wee nip an gain da courage for da time ahead.
