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    And the Lord saideth unto John "Come forth and Ye shall receiveth eternal life."

    But John came fifth and received a toaster.
     
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    :lol: GOLD
     
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    Some jokes are as perennial as grass (they just keep coming up) Especially the religious ones :)

    The Bible actually mentions Motorcycles in it's text ..somewhere (Look it up)

    "And Moses tore up the desert in His TRIUMPH"
     
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    I like the mis-hearing also:
    "our father who art in heaven. Harold be thy name"

    and the old chestnut:

    New arrival is invited to a BBQ by the neighbours. His first Aussie Barbie.

    "What job do you do" says his host.

    " I work for the Jesus"

    "Oh" say the host. "You work for the Ministry"

    Puzzled look.

    "The Ministry of Christ.?"

    More puzzlement.

    "Christ? Jesus?"

    Big Smile.

    "No I have a job with the Kraft Jesus"

    (corny I know, but it was the 50's)
     
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    Cheeses of Nazareth?
     
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    Who could resist?

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToYt5SgGDgI[/youtube]
     
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    One of my bosses was brought up with full-on Catholic mass.
    He thought the priest was saying;
    "My father plays dominoes better than your father..."
     
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    I really liked that Go-Go's song called "Alex the Seal".
     
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