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Hope you've got security at your place Diablo21, I'll be rolling you for your Gold Plated tomatoes! And, I've seen people stealing plated jewellery before. Happened a bit in the UK, just gets sold in pubs as the real deal, often with fake 9ct stamps on it. You might laugh, but when I was dealing jewellery back home, I did take pieces in the back for a little bite...
man, your gonna have to take that down (sweet as it is mind ) - there's a policy on pics like that...
and stealing catalytic converters from cars, http://www.chron.com/news/article/Dothan-police-arrest-brothers-charged-with-theft-2154118.php