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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'.. and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She...

Aye is werry worryd. As dem foul an ferooshus wins blown de ER43 rite offn de dek. Wear be ye AK. Aye opes ye be orrite. Mebee you be tuckd up wiv polly an sum rumbo, finkin bout dem gud ol daiz.

Jeez Blaky, Wotcha put inda outybord. She certnly fired up. Musta bin gumpowda. Beudy. Southerner

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Hey Rinchin, I was starting to worry that REALfarmacy may be selling "performance enhancing" pharmaceuticals for older gentlemen. You know the ones. But no. It's a really interesting site. Love the tiny house vid. Thanks. Southerner

Think I just had one. .

Da luvlie Maggie, Aye as bin scraypin dem barnacles off ov de SS ta sea iffn aye can maik it go norf any farsta. Wery ard ta do wif out a dry dock, aye allmos drownded. $19.56

Yous muss bee as olde as aye is ta rememberrr dem fokes. $19.67 US .

Q : Why do they give old men in nursing homes Viagra? A : So they don't roll out of bed at night.

Hey thatguy, I have not posted on this thread, and don't trade in silver. But I wanted you to know I am always checking it out and very much appreciate the info you provide. Southerner

Cap'n Errol, Yoo be da legend ov da see. Bess wishes too yoo. An as fer dat budiful Maggie, dem words day fale mee. Cheers ta orl pyrites every ware. Edit fur spelling mistake.

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Woch it stumpy. Aye az sed befor. I bit me own paw off an beet anuver blak pirit ta def wif it. Dats ow tuff aye iz.

Gud lookz....gud lookz. Yuz ayesite as gon gerl. Oar praps yus preefer yus pirits derty, smely, rum soked, scaared frum battl an fowl moufed. If yuz do, den aye iz ear fer da takin. Aye is orf ta pilage an plunda, ransak an rooin, ta sea wot booty aye kin fine.

Luv is in de air, everwhere yus look aroun.... la la la Don bee trustin dat Blak Buchy Beaudiful Maggie. Doan yoo be lettin im up in da crowynesss if yoo be alone.

Buzz

Capn Errol, Da ya tink we mite bee beta ifwee ad sum oars. Yoo cud beet a dwum, an wee cud roe. Southerner

Eye opes yo is ok Mitey Capn Errol up dair in Bundy. We pirits if finkin on yoo. Fer yoo intanashnal pirits, Bundy is flooding, an lives is been lost. http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/environment/weather/flood-crisis-claims-fourth-victim-20130129-2dhea.html Edit : Link added

Mitey pirit Errol. Dose dais is cumin agin, an den dair be plunderin and bootey aplentie. I tink Polly as growd a few moor fevas, an dats allus a gud sine. Wee iz on da cusp ov sumfink speshal. Inta battl wee goes brave cru, wiv a eresplittin cheer ov "long live de pirits of de SS".

Aaaaagh, Dat be de mitey smackarooney. 31.07