Thunderstorm asthma can’t hold a candle to Hurricane Bananas. All those people in Innisfail (there is no Innissuccess) could tell you what happens when it gets a bit windy there. Crazier than sucking on a cane toad’s head. As for fruit prices, peaches, even yellow ones, were only $3.50 a kilo over summer where I was. That was less than bananas and apples. Front page stuff for weeks. I got sick of hearing about it. Like the hog cattle ratio. Cattle are flying. Which means pigs can’t be far behind. Silver not far behind that either, because pigs have to fly first.