Cues to initiate envy and greed weren't plastered on every cave wall and cave entrance. And dare I mention the lowest common denominator approach to 'selling', (leaving aside the direct appeals to children of course). [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pylbi-rRxhs[/youtube] edit to add the full politically incorrect attack: https://youtu.be/JhjCrL40JIM
But how would I find out that toilet paper is half price at Coles this week? Or is my dissatisfaction with having to use my hand or the flimsy pages from my Gideon deemed immoral under your dictatorship?
Toilet paper and Tampons are free under my dictatorship! When I was young, before I realised what was happening, yes, advertising made me envious Shiney. Who wouldn't want their lives to be like the ones in the advertising? Do you really think the guys buy those giant 4x4 trucks for the wife to do the shopping because it's safer for the kids?
Actually that reminds me of the joke about inflation. If I was caught short with no paper in the stall I could always go to my purse for a dollar or two dollar note. Now it's going to cost me a minimum of $5!
Who in Australia calls a toilet a stall? Some North Americans call the toilet a stall but North Americans still have 1&2 dollar notes? strange joke wording thats for sure!
