They Lied ?

Discussion in 'Current Affairs' started by southerncross, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. southerncross

    southerncross Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    After all this time, there is no adventure bike riding, water skiing , parachuting or horse-riding ? Damn you Richard. :mad:



    "As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things, I felt a little jealous.
    Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !!
    There was no joy, no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no," Neill continued.
    Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin.
    Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty b*****r."

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  2. silversardine

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    I have known of cases where the guy wanted to take his gf to the hospital upon witnessing how much pain she was in ....
     

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