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  1. Maxwell

    Maxwell New Member

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    http://wap.news.bigpond.com/articles/World/2013/09/26/Sri_Lankan_customs_seize_gold_909611.html

    Where the "watery eyes" emoticon :)

    With a kg of heavy metal hidden where the sun don't shine, i'm pretty sure i'd be limping as well, LOL
     
  2. goldpelican

    goldpelican Administrator Staff Member

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    There's a reason 2.5oz bars are popular.

    Round edges.
     
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    Puts a different slant on the phrase "barring up"
     
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    Who had the displeasure of dislodging the bars? Ug. :)
     
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    This is one argument against taking physical delivery!!!
     
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    I wonder if bleach is how we get white gold?
     
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    Seriously - 1oz cast buttons are called smugglers bars.
     
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    ^^^ never knew that :lol: that's funny, people must do it all the time if the one ounce buttons have a nick name lol
     
  9. Greg Williams

    Greg Williams Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Fart Knox :lol:
     
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    You can just imagine security watching them as they slowly and awkwardly shuffled their way up to the X ray machine grimacing like a prisoner in shackles. But hey even if they miserably failed, at least the black market is saying a big f*ck you to the Indian government.
     
  11. DanielM

    DanielM Active Member Silver Stacker

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    Fart Knox? Now you know there's no gold in there right??
     
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    What if they wore it as personal bling?
     
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    he didn't declare it and I think there are limits to how much you can take without a fee.
     
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    Gold foil wrapped chocolate v chocolate wrapped gold! :)
     
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    House Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Somebody's going to feel this one in the hip pocket

     
  16. Gorth

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    I guess the take-home message is if you buy any low premium bullion, soak it in bleach because who knows where it's been.
     
  17. Altima

    Altima Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    I don't think they went where you're thinking.

    We're talking kilo gold bars here! lol
     
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    I wish my excrement was worth $100K.
     
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    My thoughts exactly
     

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