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    Stark Active Member Silver Stacker

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    Hahahahahahhahahahah:
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    How NOT to instgram...

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncwRnV4Gsg[/youtube]
     
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    Thanks for that, spilled beer everywhere. :|
     
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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yypBjVpDJZY[/youtube]
     
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    A buddhist monk approaches a burger foodtruck and says "make me one with everything."
    The buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid.
    "Where's my change?" the monk asks. The vendor replies, "change comes from within".

    Noam Chomsky, Kurt Godel and Werner Heisenberg walk into a bar.
    Heisenberg turns to the other and says "
    Obviously this is a joke, but how can we tell if it's funny?" Godel replies "We can't know that because we're inside the joke.
    " Chomsky says "Of course it's funny, you're just telling it wrong."

    How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
    Ask them to pronounce unionized.

    Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
     
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    Tim Flannery 2005:

    There's only two years' water supply in Warragamba Dam If the computer models are right then drought conditions will become permanent in eastern Australia.
     
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    What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of coordination?
    '...HAAAANNNDEEEEYYEEEEE...'

    In Star Wars, why did episodes 4,5 & 6 come before 1,2 & 3?
    Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.

    What do you call an Eskimo that flies a plane?
    A Pilot you racist F#@k!

    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all.day.
     
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    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised.

    WHAT DO WE WANT?
    LOW FLYING AIRCRAFT NOISES!
    WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?
    NNNNNYYYEEEOOOOOWWWWWW!

    Did you hear the rumour about butter?
    Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it around.
     
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    His Side - Her Side

    Must be why he generally climbs onto her side more than she climbs on to his side.
     
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    A Pirate Walks Into a Bar...




    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

    The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
     
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    Two dyslexics walk into a bra....
     
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    An insomniac dyslexic stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
     
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    I used to be dyslexic but now I'm K.O.
     
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    Old MacDonald had a farm I E U M W Y K
     
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