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    Bet they don't disclose that at the stealership when signing on the dotted line.
     
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    In keeping with the theme ^^^^^^^^

     
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    On a seriouse note.
    Can anybody find some lithium batteries of any kind for sale ?
     
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    A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's Sending a friend over to look at a horse.
    His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?
    'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'
    So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
    'A female horth.'
    So he shows him a prized filly.
    'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?
    So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over..
    'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'
    So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
    'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'
    The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him
    up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
    'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'
    Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's ass, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
    The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
    'Perhapth I should wefwase that.
    Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'
     
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    Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
    Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
    "What's that mean?" asked the child.
    "Go ask your father.
    I think he's in the garage."
    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
    I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
    Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
    He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
    "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
    The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
    Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?
    The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.
     
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