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    Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, Labor Party members were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people. "Her parents beamed with pride!" Wow...what a worthy goal!"

    I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that!" I told her."What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.

    "She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

    I said, "Welcome to the Liberal Party."Her parents aren't speaking to me any more.
     
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    That reminds me of a bumper sticker i had years ago said "WORK HARDER, millions on welfare depend on YOU!"
     
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    HA HA, reminded me of the IT crowd when Douglas had to wear something similar.
     
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    It Crowd underrated like Black Books. Love the absurdity, almost as good as the Goodies.
     
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    Too soon? :p (it's just an innocent joke, I swear)

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    Way too soon (not nearly enough suicides yet) but fkn funny.
     
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    RAISIN BREAD
    A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
    One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
    Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
    The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.
    The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.
    When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.
    As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.
    After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?" Atop the ladder one more
    time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
    Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
    "No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."
     
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