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    Japanese could not tell the difference between 'L' or 'R'
    then when presented with Bill Clinton's erection /election
    both are applicable
     
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    The outlet added, “It is not only ironic, but also a huge real risk, that a group of people in the only country in the world that was bombed by atomic bombs would call for an invitation to the culprit to deploy nuclear weapons in their own territory.”
     
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    We all know a few of these people…

    Nicknames for workmates -

    "Wicket keeper" - puts on gloves and stands back

    "Harvey Norman" - 3 years no interest

    "Grenade" - waiting for him to pull the pin

    "Sensor light" - only works if someone walks past

    "Blister" - appears when the hard work is done

    "Showbag" - full of shit

    "Seaweed" - floats around all day and stinks

    "Lantern" - not very bright, and has to be carried

    "Penguin" - always on the ice

    "Deck chair" - always folds under pressure

    "G-spot" - you can never find him

    "2-stroke" - hard to get started, and always smokes

    "Morphine" - slow moving dope

    "Bushranger" - holds everyone up

    “Pothole” – Always in the road, needs to be filled in

    “Jungle” – Thick and Dense

    “Wheelbarrow” – Only works when he’s pushed

    “4n20” – 4 days’ work and 20 years’ experience

    “Goldfish” - Can’t remember a f#@king thing

    “Fractions” – Does 2/5ths of f#@k all

    “Cyclone” – Slow moving depression

    “Treacle” – Slow moving and thick

    “Scarecrow” – Just stands around all day and watches

    “Minerals” - Silver in his hair, gold in his teeth and lead in his arse

    “Limo” – Carries about 8 blokes

    “Chainsaw” – Hard to start and stops for no reason

    “Noodles” – Thinks all jobs take two minutes

    “Cordless” – Charges all night but only works for two hours

    “Drill bit” – A small boring tool

    “Broken arrow” – (Bosses son) Doesn’t work and can’t be fired

    “Perth” – Two hours behind everyone else

    “007” – 0 motivation, 0 skills and 7 shit breaks

    “Foreskin” - disappears when it gets hard
     
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    Russian cats slapped with sanctions
    Felines owned by Russians have been banned from international competitions as punishment for Moscow’s attack on Ukraine

    wtf wtf

    No cat belonging to exhibitors living in Russia may be entered at any FIFe show outside Russia, regardless of, which organization these exhibitors hold their membership in.

    should the mice celebrate :p
     
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    Last week I started a Sky Media Buzzword Bingo with my wife. You cross off the words on the card as the presenter says them and the first to get a complete line wins.
    Consists of the usual standards - Woke, Lefty, The Left, Pronouns*, The Greens, China, The ABC, Trump, Biden, Identity politics, Immigrants, Free Speech, Prayer, etc.

    So far we haven't gotten through more than 5 mins of Bernadi, Bolt, or Credlin without someone getting bingo. We nearly got through a whole episode of Sharri Markson on Tuesday night.

    *Game is over if you catch them declaring that the reason for XXX is because of "Pronouns". For example, "Such-and-such-a-mess happened because the woke lefties in The Greens were more concerned about people's pronouns than XXX."
     
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