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    yuripuka Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    tigers re-unions during Omicron
     
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    Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
    So, I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think
    there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”

    "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me
    three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

    “How much do you charge”?

    "Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.

    "I'll sleep on it", I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about
    those fears you were having?" he asked.

    "Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00.

    I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new “Land Cruiser.”


    "Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said," and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”


    "He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!”


    FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND

    TALK TO A BARTENDER!


    IT’S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!
     
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    airborne camel
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    alor, Feb 9, 2022
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    https://www.zerohedge.com/economics...ommentId=dc1a5e0f-09a0-4c25-b3da-68e74c4971c0

    1 hour ago
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    china huawei: "hi, we'd like to buy some chips."

    us regime: "no chips for you!"

    emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."

    china avic: "hi, we'd like to buy some engines."

    us regime: "no engines for you!"

    emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."

    china jonhon: "hi, we'd like to buy some optics."

    us regime: "no optics for you!"

    emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."

    china rail: "hi, we'd like to buy some switch boards."

    us regime: "no boards for you!"

    emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."

    china offshore: "hi, we'd like to buy some drill bits."

    us regime: "no bits for you!"

    emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."

    emperor xi: "well brandon, what can we buy?"

    brandon: "we have soybeans....."

    emperor xi: "ooh, sorry, no gmo beans, thanks. we'll buy frankenfree from siberia."

    brandon: "they're not buying our stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffff!!"
     
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    alor Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    smooth legs (4 of them)
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    alor, Feb 10, 2022
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    Wtf? Am I missing some context here? How is this funny?
     
    serial, Feb 10, 2022
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    ^^^
    I can only see two smooth legs of interest, maybe I need another drink to see the other two:p

    Then again maybe someone on here has an attraction for horses and camels:rolleyes:
     
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    Not the first time, and likely not the last.
     
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    yuripuka, Feb 10, 2022
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    sammysilver, Feb 11, 2022
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    there are two horse station ahead, nail station and wax station
    the girl horse will be there, not pro-animal abuse but for a guy, going to the wax torture station is a no no:p
     
    alor, Feb 11, 2022
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    ^^ I want what he's having.
     
    Ag bullet, Feb 11, 2022
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