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    what is the cat doing at the Bank window
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    My doctor has advised me to stop drinking. It's going to be a big change for me.

    I've been with that doctor for the last 25 years.
     
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    Ha ha, I thought it was a cat straight away, that was until I used google translate and realised it could be something quite different!:)
     
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    betfair calling the election with DNI international election interference report still due, dueling electors, court actions on going and Michigan forensic analysis of machines showing all kinds of fuckery. the EC votes don't even get counted until the 6th of Jan.
    what c*nts
     
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    At the end of the tax
    year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a
    synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

    "Good question", noted the
    Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

    "Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit purchases?
    What do you do with the crumbs?"

    "Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."

    "I see!" replied the auditor,
    thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

    "Here, too, we do not waste",
    answered the Rabbi. *_"What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick."_*
     
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    Ha ha, caught out, the Ellipsis should only have three dots!
     
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    Always one in every crowd :p
     
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    Victoria's gender-neutral languages laws a 'social experiment'
    15/12/2020

    Director of the Foundations of Western Civilisations Program at the Institute of Public Affairs Dr Bella D’Abrera says Victoria’s new gender-neutral language policy is an example of the government's “warped priorities”.
    “It tells you everything you should know about the Andrews government which is currently focusing on policing the language of its public servants rather than worrying about the 500,000 unemployed Victorians,” she told Sky News.
    Dr D’Abrera said the Victorian government was conducting a “vast social experiment” based more in policing than courtesy.
    “These are exactly the warped priorities we’ve been expecting the Dan Andrews government to come up with.”
    https://www.skynews.com.au/details/_6216336387001

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