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  1. mmm....shiney!

    mmm....shiney! Administrator Staff Member Silver Stacker

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    mmm....shiney!, May 10, 2013
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    OK edited version:

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  3. mmm....shiney!

    mmm....shiney! Administrator Staff Member Silver Stacker

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    Robin Wiiliams and "Golf"

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDQd49rEF_0[/youtube]
     
    mmm....shiney!, May 11, 2013
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  4. DanielM

    DanielM Active Member Silver Stacker

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    DanielM, May 11, 2013
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    The "Joke of the Day" for today and every day running for a long, long time now is definitely...

    SILVER BULLET SILVER SHIELD
     
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  6. DanielM

    DanielM Active Member Silver Stacker

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    ^^^worst joke ever!!!! I love my sbss rounds
     
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    One day a woman walked into the kitchen and saw her husband trying to kill a fly with a swatter in his hand.
    "What are you doing?" asked the wife.
    "I'm hunting these damn flies!" replied the husband.
    "Really," said the wife, "Have you killed any yet?"
    "Yeah," replied the husband, "Three males and two females!"
    "Yeah?" asked the wife, "How can you tell the difference?"
    "Easy," replied the husband, "Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone!"
     
    boston, May 13, 2013
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    scone Active Member Silver Stacker

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    Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
    What their fathers did for a living.
    All the typical answers came out: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
    However, Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
    asked him about his father ..
    Billy responded: "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
    off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is
    really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let
    them sleep with him."
    The teacher quickly sent the other children outside with some work and
    took little Billy aside to ask him if what he'd said was really true.
    "No" said Billy ,"He plays AFL football for the Collingwood Football Club
    but I was just too embarrassed to say "
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    A Collingwood supporter walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman says - where did you get that? The seagull says - down the tip - there's thousands of them!
     
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    Ah, Robin Williams Live on Broadway - that's going to be a classic like Eddie Murphy Delirious.

    Any standup routine with a koala dick reference is gold :)
     
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    Maybe needs posting in barter thread?

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    He does need to be invited to this forum, check out his Leo DiCapriano watch ad. :lol:

    Or whateverhisfuckinname is
     
    mmm....shiney!, May 14, 2013
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    Not really a joke but i just realised my new pj's have pockets. Now i wont need to hold stuff while i sleep.
     
    Marsi, May 15, 2013
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    Need your keys when you sleepwalk and your drivers licence when you sleep drive.
     
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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU2KRBh1MOA[/youtube]
     
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    I know its an old joke but it keeps getting funnier

    :lol: :lol: BITCOIN :lol: :lol:
     
    scone, May 18, 2013
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    scone Active Member Silver Stacker

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    Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel peace prize?

    Because he was out standing in his field.
     
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