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  1. Aurora et luna

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    picnic at the beach, man pushed into the water
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    https://thereisnews.com/hospitalized-after-putting-a-battery-in-his-ass-to-get-more-energy5555/

    A nineteen-year-old boy was admitted to the hospital on Saturday night, apparently, because of a domestic accident. The boy had a voltaic battery in the rectum that had to be removed, because of the danger that it would lead to an even bigger problem.

    The boy went to the hospital, walking with his father. He had a severe pain in the area of the lower abdomen caused by the object that, he recognized, had been introduced voluntarily to “give more energy to myself” His father explained that the boy had spent the whole weekend studying and exhausted. He read on the Internet that a battery could return him the necessary energy, so he introduced it.

    The doctors proceeded to remove the object. After that, the boy said that it was not the first time that he did something stupid. A few months ago he swallowed an iron bar because the doctor had told him his iron levels were low.​

    I don't think that "studying" is going to improve that boys prospects.
     
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    the risk is if he faint, he become hanged
     
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    what are you talking about? clearly no eye protection or gloves
     
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    his neck is well protected with a rope, in case he sleep
     
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    To Shoot or not to Shoot


    A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.


    The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.


    Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.


    The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife, naked, with a man.


    The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.


    The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.


    HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.


    HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat .


    HE paid for your Football season tickets.


    HE paid for our house at the lake.


    HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4.


    HE paid for our country club membership and HE even pays the monthly dues!'


    Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do'?


    The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.'
     
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    Fanny cog pic 39685853_2277659412522101_8875369043226263552_n.jpg
     
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    You can you look at this in more than one way :eek: I was going to say what is he thinking,well probably not much :D

    You would have to surmise there would be a very very high turn over of staff in the construction industry in China o_O

    I am surprised it hasn't had more likes :)

    Sorry this post deserved a lot of emoticons :rolleyes:
     
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