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    Why did the librarian slip over?
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    She was in the non-friction section.
     
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    Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk, she offers to answer questions from the kids.
    One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.
    "Kenny," he says.
    "And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks.
    "I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- what happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State?"
    Just then the bell rings for recess.
    Hillary tells the students that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says,
    "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
    A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.
    Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
    "Johnny," he says.
    "What is your question, Johnny?" she asks.
    "I have five questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- whatever happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State? "Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? "And, fifth -- where's Kenny?"
     
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    http://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...rs-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states

    :lol:
     
    whinfell, Oct 30, 2016
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    Hilarious Clinton :lol:
     
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    Man comes to rob shop. Waves gun. Gets ignored. Wanders off.

    Love it.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vJ--Se02RA[/youtube]
     
    JulieW, Oct 31, 2016
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    alor, Nov 2, 2016
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    The glamorous Melbourne Cup.


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    Source: Lucky she bought her own bag
     
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    I totally dig this chick, and that's no irony, god bless her
    [imgz=http://forums.silverstackers.com/uploads/1893_2f423ac1543e34a9e27b2167b180016d.jpg][​IMG][/imgz]
     
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    Wouldn't mind doing this after a few beers

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rSeon0M8hM[/youtube]
     
    House, Nov 4, 2016
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    What? Shouting at dinosaurs?
     
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    When home renos don't go quite right....

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    Source: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to All - provided they don't come in my yard without asking.
     
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    Himalayan Rock Salt - Label says:

    Mined from 250-million-year old crystals.

    Use by date: "27/10/17"
     
    Holdfast, Nov 11, 2016
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    This is the exact same stuff clinton supporters/voters believe in (lets live on mars) :lol: and lets not forget to mention the snowflake generation with some even lurking here being :D
     
    betterlatethannever, Nov 11, 2016
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    Donald Trump and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
    As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
    As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave.
    Trump was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'
    The second barber turned to Obama and said, 'How about you?'
    Obama replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
     
    Aurora et luna, Nov 12, 2016
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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-tMKwkSUo[/youtube]
     
    Greg Williams, Nov 18, 2016
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    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.

    Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way.

    So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
     
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