There's a post in another thread offering free cryptos for newbies. Doesn't seem to have attracted any interest. So I'm advertising it - you just have to find the thread.
@mmm....shiney! I'm interested and found the thread in question. I am however such a noob I need to figure out how to get a wallet.
Nope. There's also a homework task before getting the crypto, so it's going to take more effort than just finding the thread.
Really? Well I value it and I'm not the only one. It's in the top 10 of cryptocurrencies by market cap. Maybe you don't know the difference between shit and value?