Details about fence he had to jump, the window he had to brake and the safe he had to crack to 'find' that bar just gathering dust?
i brought a pair of jeans from life line and in the pocket was a 1kg lunar rabbit.... Or maybe it was some fluff!??? Hmmm... No, for sure it was a rabbit
Stacker: Yes, I had 5kg of silver, but I lost it in an unfortunate trucking accident. ATO: Trucking accident? You told me it was a boating accident! AUDIT!!!
I 1st tried it in a northerner accent & still didn't get it, used a cockney accent & I'm cacking up laughing, that is all time!
Yeah - I've totally written this down for future usage. Although I won't be throwing on an accent.... well maybe an Aussie one Speaking of having an accent. When I was working in the UK a Pom identified that I was from Queensland (withing five minutes of conversation none of which had to do with Australia). Apparently it was because Queenslanders speak slower. I'd blame the booze but I was serving it at the time not drinking it
I bought a hat the other day, When i took it home i found a 1 kg rabbit in it. So i pulled the rabbit out of the hat.