Wife's birthday today.

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  1. Argentum

    Argentum Well-Known Member

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    dont buy them an encyclopedia set; they allready know everything lol
     
  2. Nabullion Dynamite

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    yep, and then they would argue that everything inside the encyclopedia was wrong!
     
  3. Skyrocket

    Skyrocket Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    I remember when I was a kid I used to think my mother was the smartest person in the world because she would always know when I done something wrong. She used to always tell me that I could not do anything without her knowing about it and I believed her. Then I grew up and realized that I could outsmart her! :D
     
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    well I needed a good giggle tonight :D

    wishing everyone happy birthdays and many more to come :D

    and always remember whether us males like it or not women are the boss :mad: and the only advice the old man gave me when I got married was bite your tongue till it bleeds, wise words I did not heed and am now divorced surprise surprise :D
     
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    libertadiac Member Silver Stacker

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    And that's why you won't be having a wife. (Unless you're George Clooney).
     
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    lol i was going to tell him that but i thought i would leave the pleasure to one of u ladies :)
     
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    Maybe we should add a very old joke

    Why do women wear makeup & perfume ?

    Because they are ugly & they smell !!!

    Im in trouble now .....
     
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    Of course it takes a gal to set a bunch of guys straight on matters such as that. How stubbornly most guys have those blinders pulled tight to their head. :)




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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAUsPRybnes[/youtube]

    "I Ran Away"


    I ran away from you
    That's all I ever do
    And though I started here
    I ran away from you

    I'm gonna come on in
    And see it through

    I ran away from you
    That's all I ever do

    And when I heard you call to
    Come back to me
    And though I should stay
    I don't have the stomach to

    Everyone I know
    Says I'm a fool to mess with you
    Everyone I know
    Says it's a stupid thing to do

    I have your love on call
    And yet my day is not so full
    There might be nothing left to do
    So I ran away from you

    I'm gonna come on in
    My eyes are closed

    I can feel it there
    The sun's so close
    I'm gonna come on out
    And burn the sky

    A star arose in my own cage
    I'm stuck in line
    And in a cage

    Just a single star
    I sing for

    Everyone I know
    Says I'm a fool to mess with you
    Everyone I know
    Says it's a stupid thing to do

    I have your love on call
    And yet my day is not so full
    And I did not know what to do
    And so I ran away from you
     
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    libertadiac Member Silver Stacker

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    Why don't men wear makeup and perfume? Because they don't realise they're ugly and smell.
     
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    ignorance is bliss :p: we know theres no point it would take more than that to fix us :lol: we seem happy but inside were crying.
     
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    When you get married....... (I think these pillow cases sum it up).


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    ebay
     
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    I'm looking for missus alright.
     
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    box of chocolates and a bar....
     
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    Wrong, I can have a wife. A dumb one. :)
     
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    Til she smarts up and leaves with most of the gear you ever had, including the stack... then who's the dumb one? Would been smarter to just play with your duck on your lonesome... :)
     
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    At least men are honest about their appearance and don't try to hide it under makeup. Unlike women, men don't try to kid themselves about their appearance.


    Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

    Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

    :D
     
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    Fortunately my wife has some sense.
    She never asks if she looks fat in certain clothes because she knows my answer is to inform her that food makes people look fat, not clothes.
    I then explain how women seem to take for ever to decide on what clothes to wear that don't make them look fat yet they spend milli seconds deciding to eat foods that do. Strange stuff.
     

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