I remember when I was a kid I used to think my mother was the smartest person in the world because she would always know when I done something wrong. She used to always tell me that I could not do anything without her knowing about it and I believed her. Then I grew up and realized that I could outsmart her!
well I needed a good giggle tonight wishing everyone happy birthdays and many more to come and always remember whether us males like it or not women are the boss and the only advice the old man gave me when I got married was bite your tongue till it bleeds, wise words I did not heed and am now divorced surprise surprise
Maybe we should add a very old joke Why do women wear makeup & perfume ? Because they are ugly & they smell !!! Im in trouble now .....
Of course it takes a gal to set a bunch of guys straight on matters such as that. How stubbornly most guys have those blinders pulled tight to their head. .
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAUsPRybnes[/youtube] "I Ran Away" I ran away from you That's all I ever do And though I started here I ran away from you I'm gonna come on in And see it through I ran away from you That's all I ever do And when I heard you call to Come back to me And though I should stay I don't have the stomach to Everyone I know Says I'm a fool to mess with you Everyone I know Says it's a stupid thing to do I have your love on call And yet my day is not so full There might be nothing left to do So I ran away from you I'm gonna come on in My eyes are closed I can feel it there The sun's so close I'm gonna come on out And burn the sky A star arose in my own cage I'm stuck in line And in a cage Just a single star I sing for Everyone I know Says I'm a fool to mess with you Everyone I know Says it's a stupid thing to do I have your love on call And yet my day is not so full And I did not know what to do And so I ran away from you
ignorance is bliss : we know theres no point it would take more than that to fix us :lol: we seem happy but inside were crying.
Til she smarts up and leaves with most of the gear you ever had, including the stack... then who's the dumb one? Would been smarter to just play with your duck on your lonesome...
At least men are honest about their appearance and don't try to hide it under makeup. Unlike women, men don't try to kid themselves about their appearance. Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Fortunately my wife has some sense. She never asks if she looks fat in certain clothes because she knows my answer is to inform her that food makes people look fat, not clothes. I then explain how women seem to take for ever to decide on what clothes to wear that don't make them look fat yet they spend milli seconds deciding to eat foods that do. Strange stuff.