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  1. JulieW

    JulieW Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    ^^ Snorting funny, but like laughing at the dance of a hanging man for me.
     
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    dang Julie, how can you compare it to a death scene?
     
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    JulieW Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    like laughing at a prisoner wetting himself because he's chained up and can't get to the bathroom?

    Whereas this one

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    is funny!

    Yes I know!!!
     
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    Difference Between Men and Women
    1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
    2. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    3. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    4. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
    5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
    6. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
    7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
    8. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
    9. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
    10. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
     
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    Answer is Sunday. what do you think the question is?

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKbQFMOEFTs[/youtube]
     
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    Going out for dinner

    My wife asked me, "Can we have McDonalds for dinner tonight".

    I replied, "If you can spell McDonalds I will go and get it".

    She pondered for a second or so, deliberated over whether it should be spelled as "Mc" or "Mac" then said, "On second thoughts I think I would prefer K.F.C".
     
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    I am your dial ring.

    I am your intimate companion.

    You tickle me a 150 times a day, when you are happy, I got it more often, but when you are angry, my face can get a smack.

    I have a memory of your face.

    I get seduced very often from your partner's companion.

    I may lost control of myself when far away friend hack into me.

    You may call me "I" but I am not you.

    You always grab onto me wherever you go.

    I may betray you when your lover get a peek inside of me.

    I know you, your friends and colleagues & I know your passwords and banking details too.

    Sometimes I am not myself, this caused you to just kill me. But you always revived me.

    I like the reflection on your face when I could not find the

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    GPS
     
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    Russian Road Rage.... :lol:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU[/youtube]
     
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    wrcmad Russian Road Rage.... :lol:
    very funny :lol:
     
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    I've seen 1 in a Gemini years back

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ESXCqp8cCk[/youtube]
     
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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7aRR86VfTY[/youtube]
     
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    Run Walter, RUN!!
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UowkIRSDHfs[/youtube]
     
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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-t5iFaAt5M[/youtube]
     
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    Good lord, this in infantile but the splits at 2.26mins got me chuckling! Thanks Julie. :D
     
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    I'l say there was a few wet sounding ones in there . Are farts supposed to have lumps in them ?
     
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