Friday Night Hypothetical... Death Clock

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  1. southerncross

    southerncross Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Would you want to know your exact date and time of death ? Say there was some sort of a blood test you could take to find it out, would you do it ? Would you insist on a potential partner taking the test, Test your children, Parents employee's etc ? If Insurance company's offered vastly reduced premiums based upon the results would you provide them ?

    Just wondering.
     
  2. mmm....shiney!

    mmm....shiney! Administrator Staff Member Silver Stacker

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    Nope, nope, nope nope.

    Insurance is a gamble = if you already know the outcome of the bet then you can't gamble on it.
     
  3. southerncross

    southerncross Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    What no going for a large bank loan say six months before X time to live it up in the last few months or anything like that ? Taking every extreme risk in the knowledge your time wasn't going to be up before X ?
     
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    I'd imagine question 7 on the bank application paperwork would be:

    Have you taken a Death Clock checkup?

    ;)
     
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    southerncross Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Only under the difference in interest charged as with that of insurance.
     
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    Me = Yes.
    Partner = No.
    Kids = Yes (can leave them at the orphanage if they'll be carking it too early :p )
    Insurance = WTF? Couldn't exist like the other guys said.
    Mind bending to think about the implications of such predestination, however.
     
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    No as it doesnt matter
    No im not getting a blood test im afraid of needles
    No as it doesnt matter
    I dont trust insurance companies
     
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    all the above ;)
     
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    Afraid of needles? What is it you think the needle is planning to do to you?
     
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    mmm....shiney! Administrator Staff Member Silver Stacker

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    Got as far as BMI, couldn't answer any more questions coz I don't know how heavy I am. looked like fun though.
     
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    The form on the right calculates BMI.
     
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    :cool:
     
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    willrocks Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Let's face it you just don't want to know when you'll die.
     
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    mmm....shiney! Administrator Staff Member Silver Stacker

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    I just dont want to know how fat I am.
     
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    Love the death clock, stacking til 2053, my little girl will inherit lots of gold and silver.
    ;) ;)
     
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    lol I only get until 2039, just took a guess at my weight. 26 years to go - mmmmmm - that's 9490 bottles of red wine at say $15 a pop taking inflation into account, over $142000 in alcohol pissed up against a tree!!!! Omy fucking gawd. :/

    I started that calculation as a bit of a joke for myself.........now I'm not laughing. :eek:
     

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