Competition - Best Caption Contest

Discussion in 'General Precious Metals Discussion' started by digoxin, Dec 24, 2012.

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  1. Willow

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    Damn Stackers!!! Make me drop the pressies at the front gate so i dont see their security or stack..then they make me crap in the open like a dog, to make sure i dont take anything....What happened to milk and cookies by the fire!!
     
    Willow, Dec 25, 2012
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    Here's a place as good as any to sit and watch my stack go "to da moon!"
     
    Rad Dood, Dec 25, 2012
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    Edited to fix typo in caption.
     
    Gold Kiwi, Dec 26, 2012
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    Not a PM theme but:

    Wayne Swan's last ditch attempt at getting the budget into surplus. (Mug all foreign visitors and leave them tied up in the bush)
     
    bordsilver, Dec 26, 2012
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    Crikey guys dropping all those pressies to those Silverstackers feels like i'm shitting nuggets now!
     
    gingham69, Dec 26, 2012
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    Cheers markcoinoz :)
     
    markcoinoz, Dec 26, 2012
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    Thanks for the comp :)
     
    SliderC, Dec 27, 2012
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    Oh, so you really want proof of my existence, do you? ....ok, how's this?
     
    Ozboy, Dec 27, 2012
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    Try to wrap this !!!!
     
    renovator, Dec 28, 2012
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    The day before Christmas....
    Santa was shaking his fist at a sleigh encircling him in the air while he shouted, "You idiots! I said the SCHMIDT house!!"
     
    Silvermonkey, Dec 30, 2012
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    The latest in alternative energy. methane powered sleigh. Just look out for dropping nuggets.
     
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    At the Commonwealth Bank of Australia, Santa makes a deposit...
    "ONE LUMP OF COAL OR TWO?"
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    WHEN SHTF -> Santa's chopper
     
    goldilox, Dec 30, 2012
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    To be read with The 'Hey there Delilah' lyrics in mind

    Hey there Mr Santa-
    Sitting up there with your pants down
    You'll be pushing something Gritty, if that food was from the city
    Thats for sure......Just don't eat more......

    Hey there Mr Santa, last nights curry wont be pretty
    But just spare a thought for those below
    The rain will be real sticky
    Thats for sure
    Not a metaphoooooor.

    Ohhhhh its how they cooked the meatttttt..........Oh its how they coked their meat
    Ohhhhhh its how they cooked their meattttttt.........On low heat......very...in..complete.

    Hey there Santa on the roof
    I know its just a Christmas spoof
    But sitting- on the Dunny
    Comes across as really funny
    You guys did well....funny as hell !!

    Just spare a thought the wife's at home
    Assumes the dunny's -all her own
    Imagine on her life the shock
    Through-the air- her buttocks drop......OH..Ohhhhh
    Oh Oh Oh Ohhhhoo

    Thats- thats when she blows.......
    Because she knows,she knows, she knows, she knows!


    REDBACK
     
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    "North Pole's Fecal Cliff"
     
    kjf, Dec 30, 2012
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    A Christmas surprise for the naughty boys and girls of flushing meadows.

    (with acknowledgements to The Simpsons for 'flushing meadows').
     
    silvertorrent, Dec 31, 2012
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    The winner is kjf. Congrats and PM your details to post out the prize.

    Thanks everyone for participating and all the witty comments. I could not decide so delegated the job to Mrs Digoxin. She only just figured out 2 days ago what 'fiscal cliff' was all about so she had a good laugh with that quote.
     
    digoxin, Jan 2, 2013
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    Wow! Was not expecting that. Great start to the new year :D

    Big thanks to you and the Mrs. PM coming your way!
     
    kjf, Jan 2, 2013
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  20. JulieW

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    For what it's worth, I liked the first:
     
    JulieW, Jan 2, 2013
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