Damn Stackers!!! Make me drop the pressies at the front gate so i dont see their security or stack..then they make me crap in the open like a dog, to make sure i dont take anything....What happened to milk and cookies by the fire!!
Not a PM theme but: Wayne Swan's last ditch attempt at getting the budget into surplus. (Mug all foreign visitors and leave them tied up in the bush)
The day before Christmas.... Santa was shaking his fist at a sleigh encircling him in the air while he shouted, "You idiots! I said the SCHMIDT house!!"
To be read with The 'Hey there Delilah' lyrics in mind Hey there Mr Santa- Sitting up there with your pants down You'll be pushing something Gritty, if that food was from the city Thats for sure......Just don't eat more...... Hey there Mr Santa, last nights curry wont be pretty But just spare a thought for those below The rain will be real sticky Thats for sure Not a metaphoooooor. Ohhhhh its how they cooked the meatttttt..........Oh its how they coked their meat Ohhhhhh its how they cooked their meattttttt.........On low heat......very...in..complete. Hey there Santa on the roof I know its just a Christmas spoof But sitting- on the Dunny Comes across as really funny You guys did well....funny as hell !! Just spare a thought the wife's at home Assumes the dunny's -all her own Imagine on her life the shock Through-the air- her buttocks drop......OH..Ohhhhh Oh Oh Oh Ohhhhoo Thats- thats when she blows....... Because she knows,she knows, she knows, she knows! REDBACK
A Christmas surprise for the naughty boys and girls of flushing meadows. (with acknowledgements to The Simpsons for 'flushing meadows').
The winner is kjf. Congrats and PM your details to post out the prize. Thanks everyone for participating and all the witty comments. I could not decide so delegated the job to Mrs Digoxin. She only just figured out 2 days ago what 'fiscal cliff' was all about so she had a good laugh with that quote.
Wow! Was not expecting that. Great start to the new year Big thanks to you and the Mrs. PM coming your way!