luks lika de Ss in fur sum bard weddder...Berg 34 with dem mermades seems so faaar awa.. Se ya tonit de cru.. At least i went to mi bunk afta midnite last moon. AK ER 43
Well we have to git to 31 tonite... a lot of de SS members have gone real quite..Even butch is not barken any more.. See ye cru at 12 bells. AK ER 43
*** bottle bobs up next to the good ship SS, note is unfurled and rushed to Captain Errol*** "Mayday Mayday mates, yaaargh! Twas our 1st birthday parrrrdy not many moons ago and one o those mermayds (yes I know you sayed nay bring them wenches o'board) CONvinced me back to ol berg 34' as we had a bin passin' it by to and fro for many nights, and yaharrrgh, before ays nows it the SS has been pulled south be Sea monsters themselves, and ur faithfull s-tron has been marooned on berg 34 for weeks.... ...arrrgh, she calls me mistress o'-the-ice i better seal this note and piff the bottle t'ward your good siloughette SS... ...don't forget me here, I be slave to teh fishy-mistresses' o the retched 34-berg till you return... ... be sure not ta shoot passed so lightnin to that ol moon that fathfull S-tron canna latch on with his good hook and be pulled back on deck!!! what this old sea dog woudl give for a good RL&K over this wretched wodka& berg-ice, and for a proper pirate lass, one with a fyne set o wooden peg legs o-er theese half siren/half fish maids o cursed berg 34... don't forget me Cap'n Erol!... S-Tronic o the lonely berg 34" *** handwriting becomes illegible at this point, as if completed, sealed, and thrown to the wild sea in haste***
$31.02! We made it mateys! Well done! Next stop, tha Island of $50! I thenk I'ma gettin' tha scurvy brain.
Captin awak frum de bunk///May da ! ma Da ..Silvertronic, We are kumin fella pirit,dont no hour dont no wen, be we ar kumin.Presant posishun 31.15 and hedin N...Big Ben mus be striken.. Gud to see Blak Butch maken an appearunce..He mite help[ us fin de krok bi sniffen him ourt. 31.15 Hi[ a ray. AKER 43
