i bin weytin Kaptun errol 43, we gunna hadda pardie den. i be orf ta me cabun sir, ar wee bit weery i am
Arrgh! No doubt a period best left covered over by the healing sands of time... BTW I'd like to welcome aboard all our pirate friends from the Commonwealth Bank today! (The media accuses them of having bad taste... but truly bad taste would be a party with a 'journalist' theme.) http://finance.ninemsn.com.au/newsbusiness/aap/8423420/commonwealth-bank-puts-on-a-pirate-party But thinking about this further, it probably wouldn't be a bad idea if we sort of returned the compliment to the lovely people at the Uncommonly-Wealthy Bank and had a Friday Night party of our own tomorrow night - with with a BANKSTER Theme. We could all dress up in suits and ties and look like Bank Managers, and Tellers, and Loan Officers, and that sort of thing - and we could serve exotic food like "Housing Dip" and "Souffle Collapse" and we could all march around the ship in sturdy shoes on an "Interest Hike". But we'll need someone woolly to volunteer to be a customer... so we can fleece him and keep all the wool. We could even form an organizing committee to make plans, and we can have long meetings and even longer lunches and pay ourselves large bonuses... SPOT : USD $34.60
Captain Turk has given de Ss cru fare warnen that banksters dressed as pirits are goen to have a big partee to diskuss plans to steel all de silver frum de SS and the Greek nayshun..See de piks above, de be abard looken bunch..De SS has de betta IT, our systim neva goes down. We too wil partee ova de weakend..Bring yer own fiat as maggie is runnen short up in de staesroom..De R &K will be on de ship..Everyone was kome dressed as a WS banka or de pok drs clerk/ admishun byTikets onli! Onli one peeceof 8..No kroks allowed. All wpons to be kept kovered at all times, inklude pens rubbers hand talken and listen machines and futars and deratives to be left at de entrance// Gambling tables in operashu... all monies lost refunded..Come one come all see the snakes from london. ny, singapor and de vipers frum somali, de richess pirrits of dem all but what a mean bunc. AK ER 43
Yaaar, sounds loyke a myghty fine time cap'n erol, I come up from the gallows and we sailed past burg $35! Yee ha(aaagh)! S-tron
cmon somebody sink a ship so I can place my order now edit: ARRRggh sUmbODY LoAd ther cannonz N sInk dat ShIp soON so Eye cAn gET MoR BooTY
If they start sinking 'd boats den ya ken crack open the kokonut and 'd rum, 'n aim fa da moon! (ok, I'm not a pirate) $35.34 and climbing
Ah! A gud nite for de pirits.. Hope dats the larst I see of dem 34 Memades..Fire de kannons and let slip the balls of war. AK ER 43
Ah! I be orf to my bunk.. A gud nite it's been 35.26 That shoud keep de SS members happy. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AK ER $# LATE NEWS Silva breaks through # $33 AU barrier
Just bringing some appropriate 'banking' food for the party. Nothing like a "Greek Style" "Black Swan" event to get things really jumping... Now... does anyone have any great party music about being a Bank Teller or a Loan Officer? ..... ummm, anyone?? SPOT : USD $35.50
Captain Turk... i havta wate to de brite pirits serch de 7 sees to find de besss songs.. in de meantime I tellya of one dats in me hed. Welcome aboard de Silva and Stack and all the staff All de cru ar too klever by half What do we make here Don't make me laugh We make money, shit loads of money We make money, moven money around We don't make rapiers And we don't make shoes We don't make anything that nobody can use And WTSHTF we hold out our hand And her comes Captain Turk handen Silva around And when it all goes to hell, like de s"S and dell Hey dear Captain Cayman Islands bound So don't be a banker, be a pirit instead and stay up all night and have a bunk for abed AK ER 43
Booten zscootin bandicute mizzed da boat. letz pardi awl nite long. i mizz da boize hotel 46, mighty atom an wez southern X, me mate. vodka awl wound $33.05 AUD YUM Captain Turk do dey make it in chocalete
BS... Great song...Monee for nutthing, chicks fur free...But how much des he want for dat silva geetar. AK ER 43
errr 'bout dat silva gitar.... I stowed in da hold - best we don't mention it for a while if ewe know wot I mean Cap'n Eril