Ridiculous places to hide silver

Very Ridiculous so just a bit of fun, possible ways of hiding your silver.

Melting them and casting into nuts and bolts then leaving in a jar in the garage.

Taking a door off its hinges, hollowing a cavity in the bottom, sealing it up and then put door back on.

Creating hand crafted candles with the silver buried inside.

Anyone else get these thoughts and then say, actually thats such a silly idea?
If so what were you're utterly "genius" places?

 

a hollow door is a fantastic idea

 

In the ground in tiny little microscopic pieces spread over a large area

 

in the police evidence unit.... oh wait... Doh!

 

Paint them red and hang them in trees so they look like exotic fruit.

 

For 1 oz bars you could place them under those treasure chests for fishtanks

 

If I told you I'd have to kill you....

 

Freezer inside fishes:

 

In a stack of hollowed out fiat? After all who wants to steal that

 

In the dog kennel.

In the top of your toilet.

In the rain water tank.

 

Christmas decorations

 

On a boat because of the tendancy of "boating accidents"

 

use it as blocks to raise furniture.
paving stone and wall tiles.

 

Inside Aquariums, Toilet cisterns and Freezers is one of the first places burglars look these days.

Also forget about hiding anything inside kettles, shoes/shoeboxes biscuit and cake tins, under cuttlery draw organisers, inside couches/sofas, pillows and underwear/sock draws nor under BBQ gas bottles, pot plants, bricks and rocks near the front/back door.

And forget about the roof cavity... smashing a few roof tiles and entering through the manholes is becoming common on the Gold Coast.

On the Sunshine Coast, they've been simply lifting the sliding doors and screens off their tracks :/ (Make sure yours are adjusted up!)

 

Anywhere but East Berlin C1945... if you're German that is...

'Aber NEIN! Vielleicht koennten wir unser gold zu New York freunden - Chase... Wird's moeglich sein? Was denkst du... FRB New York?... Oder was ueber Morgan's schicken?'

'Ja, ja, stimmt - super idee Klaus!'


OK, well maybe not then...

:/

 

make a whole in the kitchen wall
place silver between studs
fix wall
paint wall for wife
you can tell your stash is their every morning

 

1) Fet plastic trash bag
2) Fill bag with silver/paper money, or whatever you want to hide
3) Put bag into a container with lid (e.g. Painter bucket)
4) Dig hole in back yard
5) Put bucket/container in whole and cover it with dirt
6) Put a bird bath, BBQ pit, planter or some other big yard ornament on top
**This will mark your goods, and cover any recent disturbed earth.

If you have a big home safe and a home invasion happens; thief will force you to open it. We all seen the movie. If they don't know about it, they can't steal it. Keep your goods close enough to kiss before bed, but out of enemy hands.

 

on the front porch under the mat next to your front door key

 

Fake a death.
Bury a coffin filled with PMs.
????
Profit!!!