Yes Maggie, that's exactly what happened. It was terrible I tell you. So, um, could you just untie from this mast now and I'll be getting along...
err bert ya zaid knot ta lizten too yar Captain Turk! i down't noo wot ta doo southern X. yer noo mee i bin takin orwdas zerisly. wot ta doo, wot ta doo. i tink i bin in da zun too long
I sighed orf at 4bells,went to me bunk to ZZZZZZ,I dinee know wedder I hard a bad dreem ur i ne sleap walken buti tel ye wart happun..Captin Turk, him bean tieed to aft mast, he be hollerin and kursen, de mermades be singen de most betiful sungs on de 36, tellin he to brin de ss kloosur so dat dy kould sho he der gulden beeevers. DEn de Captin Turk triks me to untie he whear he dashis for he cabin and slams de darm hatch.... I sneek bak latur I hear de Captin on de messarg mashine and low and behole he bea issuen a PUT orda in.. he musta be a deel or sumthen. He beveri wise de Captin. Nex he katches me at he hatch and he makes me tii he up agin to de mast. I canne tell if it be me sleapwalken or a bard drem.. Dat koknut juse mix with de bundi rum carn do stange things to me. Ye nottis how de Captin he be de best forkaster, larst weak he tell de cru earli what will happin and he be rite agin but he be a cunnin devil de ole captin Turk but he be a gud un I teell ye. Reserve Kaptun ER 43
Oooo southern X, i tink i cud git inta twouble, i gunna wun awey, i twill. Kaptun errol43 aint gunna hellp mee corse hee bin smittin buy da murmaidz az swell. wot ta doo, i tink i bedda zee Captain Turk ann faze da muzic. i kant walk da plank southern X corz i kant swim. whez Argentlust wen i need im.
Avast dere Kapn Turk, It sorely pains me to see ye so tied up and all on dat mast dere, so I thort i'd halp ye pass the time by singen to ye a few lines of muzic, jest to left yor spirits lyke. I ain't as good as dose mermates but yer like a captive audyence as I sees it so I knows ye won't walk out on me.... Der yer go. I hope dat helps cheer yer up captn.
What a propriayte song dat be Bunker! I see'd floyde play dat wun live in da youkay many moons ago and it were a greyt concert - they flewd into the staydium in a helichopter - I wonder if Bernanke woz da pilot? edit: I thought it were at wemberly staydium, but now I tink it might av bean knebworth - I tink it wer the stonez I seed at wemberly - them years is a bit fuzzy in me noggin az I wer yung an reckless :/ :lol:
Oh no... this is terrible!! Hark! I can hear a typhoon approaching us! It's bearing down on us from the North. It could strike us at any moment and threaten our stability. We need to take urgent and unconventional measures. Shock and awe... for the greater good... Quick crew, untie my hands so I can turn the ship around and take evasive action... hurry!
Uhoh - dem sirens is drivin da Cap'n mad fer sure edit: removed pictcher of da syrens as it might push da Cap'n ova the edge
(Sigh!) Oh well, I guess I'm going to be up here until halloween. It's a pity really, because I had planned to announce the winner of The Golden Helmet award today, but since I'm tied up at present I guess the winner will never know who HE or SHE is. Such a waste of 24 ounces of purest gold... unbridled craftmanship... and honour beyond the power of words to describe...
i bin tinkin Captain turk, i down't whannna git in ta twoble soo i gunna unti ya, burt pleze down't phunish mee ann stey inn ya cabin att nite, corse da murmaidz dooz tings too ya, dere Captain yer frwee. Kaptun errol disheves da helut dis wheek zir, hee bin buzy hee haz lookin arfta eddi ting
Thank you very much for your kindness Maggie. Indeed, Kaptain Errol43 is an extremely deserving and competent leader, but this week there walks amongst us one with even weightier abilities - if such a thing were possible!! But before discussing this week's Post of the Week I find it necessary to cast a stern glance with my one eye toward ONE particular post which failed to strike the right tone this week. I'm sure the poster (who shall remain nameless) meant well, nevertheless it probably bears repeating here that a pirate NEVER uses the words "Fresh" and "Feelings" in his post (and certainly never together). That would be bad enough, but to compound the error, this particular pirate actually used the word "Fabulous" A pirate does not use the word "Fabulous". Ever! I trust these mistakes will not be repeated! Now, onto far happier matters - this week's "Post of the Week Award" can only go to "Picasso" HiHo, who's genius has enabled him to express the current economic situation in a simple pictorial form that even a child could comprehend. Not even GATA makes things this clear. Notice the sombre black line, representing the double dip recession, and showing a breaking support line after a 38% Fibonacci retracement, leading on to a total economic collapse. And the socialist red line represents the manipulated Dow Jones index oscillating in a tight channel and beginning to form a cup and handle pattern suggesting a bear trap breakout might be imminent. Whilst the Mediterranean blue line clearly shows Greek bond yields going exponential. Of course the earthy brownish line clearly shows Gold making steady progress. And the schizoid yellow line represents the unity of the European leadership - which is technically a discontinuous function, since it exhibits multiple states at a given point in time. Very probably a multiple personality disorder of the highest degree. Thank you HiHo for sharing these profound insights with us. We are enriched beyond measure by your humanity and wisdom! Please accept this Golden Helmet with our humble gratitude! "The Golden Hemet" [imgz=http://forums.silverstackers.com/uploads/910_goldhelmet.jpg][/imgz] Previous Winners: Boyd_05 BlackSheep
Ah dat be a fin pease of sub mediteranin art..I as de piit have yet to sea sucha a monaberg of dis natshur. De outalines of de ise bergs dey bring a teer to ye eyes dey do. De toup sekshun kpuld it be de grap of de silva de cru an our deer captin hars akkuired ova de mani moons. Setta de Captin fre.. Der be Gold in Liebiea, I here, wea nead de cptin to investegate.. AK ER 43
Sleap well de cru for next sun will be de larst day of oktober..Yer no what dat meens...Urp ,doun. wound and wound.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ sleep on, wake urp, dowrn wit de kokonut juse for whean de sun wises der be sum fun.. AK ER 43
AAAHH - CHOOO! I've got a terrible cold and doctor Karlov says I need to stay in me cabin and rest. He brought me some a hot lemon lime, and coconut drink and mixed some colloidal silver in for good measure. He said I needed some PAMPering and brought me a few Fortuna's to stack too. I like Dr Karlov. SPOT : I'm seeing spots everywhere AAAHH - CHOO!!
AYE AYE Maggie,De Captain Turk...ke hard a bard weak ..... dis be a hard wek too,,end of oktobur. Wart wil JP do tonite and temorra. I dink yo Maggie hard betta kum dowrn from de krosenest, ye be nneded in de chart room to get us trew to de Captain get bak.. Wil Jp go long or short..dat be de ?. 35 be a goodun if we keep de SS steddi. AK ER 43
