JOTD

Young couple having sex all night. The woman enjoys the thing too loudly, and the old Joe that lives beneath them makes him sleeplessly all night. In the morning he tells the young man to stick the woman's mouth down because he can't go that way. The guy glues it down and yells after the first number in the evening:
-Hey Joe, will it be good?
The old man shouts back:
-Yes.
After the second round.
- Hey Joe, is that okay now?
The old man shouts back:
-Yes.
After the fourth round, when the young man asks if he is good? Joe 'shouts back:
Your mother's fuck, take the glue off her mouth because the whole stairwell thinks you're f*cking me.

 

Let this sink in

 

it does no prevention protection
it does no spreading protection
none the less, the injections proof is required, in a voluntary environment

 

One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world.
On the way there, he tells his driver, that looks a bit like him, “I’m sick of all these conferences, I always say the same things over and over!”
The driver agrees, “You’re right, as your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don’t know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.”
“That’s a great idea!” says Einstein “Lets switch places then!”
So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein, goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
But in the crowd, there was one scientist who wanted to impress everyone and thought of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he wouldn’t be able to respond.

So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question.
The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.
The driver looks at him, dead in the eyes and says : “Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I’m going to let my driver reply to it for me.”

 

handy to get dogs to pick up your silver F2F lol
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CWfloozF7Wy/?utm_medium=copy_link

 

just like drinking beer, beer being poured from kettle after 10 pm or during certain holy month
to avoid being fined or critcised

 

now visual metal sounds like

 

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