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    • An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
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    • A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
    • An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
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    • Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
    • A question mark walks into a bar?
    • A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
    • Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
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    • A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
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    • A synonym strolls into a tavern.
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    • Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
    • A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
    • An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
    • The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
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    • A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
     
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    Nationalistic
    but Mexican store their wealth in onza
     
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