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    Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.

    After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

    Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

    The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

    Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all"

    With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell?"

    Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
     
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    LOL auto-captions on YouTube feed...
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    (Just for cheering up... :D)
     
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    One of the most important tenets is that "Ignorance of the law is no excuse".

    I've wondered if someone did the maths of how many pages of legislation, divided by the average man's reading speed that showed that being fully informed of the law took longer than an average man's lifetime, that you could argue that it is impossible not to be partially ignorant of the law.
     
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    like we care about the 2 million pages of law that seems to contra-dick many others
     
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    The law is an ass :rolleyes:
    It's my job the expose it :eek:
    Says the old punk :D
     
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    I never considered moving to Iceland or Finland, until now...
     
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    That's one way to stop people coming to Australia.

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    I must be losing my sense of humour :rolleyes:
     
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    When I nod my head, you hit it.
     
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