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    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
    very, closely:
    "Are - my - test - results - back?"
     
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    Misheards. Love them.

    Reminds me of the one on the Queen.


    Her Majesty is reclining comfortably in her warm bubble bath when there is a tiny knock on the bathroom door and Her Lady in Waiting appears with a hot drink on a tray and something tucked under her arm.

    "What is this? I'm having a relaxing bath and don't expect to be disturbed" says Her Majesty

    "But Your Majesty" says the Lady in Waiting, " I distinctly heard through the door Your Majesty request A Hot Water Bottle and a Mug of Bovril"

    (you may have to say the request aloud with a plum on your tongue )
     
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