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    I was at my bank today; there were only short lines waiting.


    There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.


    It was obvious she was very irritated.


    She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.


    Today I only get hunat eighty?


    Why it change?"


    The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,


    "Fluctuations."


    The Asian lady says, Fluc you white people too."
     
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    coins flipping VS cats buying :)

    The recent ruble crash has triggered an increased interest among Russians in cat purchases, according to data from advertising service Youla.
    After analyzing statistics on requests and transactions, the service found that sales of cats skyrocketed 213 percent on April 9 (when the ruble dropped), compared to April 3.

    The Russian currency fell to a two-year low last week as a result of US sanctions, which have caused a sell-off on the domestic markets. The ruble has since rebounded as the panic simmered off.

    Russia going kitty crazy amid falling ruble https://on.rt.com/93hz

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    I REALLY want one...............
    US $150

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    I don't have that many friends!
     
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    The girls are payed for.
     
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    The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


    "Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

    I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

    I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

    Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



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    Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

    I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

    Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
     
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    Thought this would resonate here with the lack of trust in banks
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    Oldies, but still very Goodies


    HOW TO START A FIGHT


    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...


    The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

    When she asked me why, I replied,

    "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

    And that's how the fight started.....


    ______________________________ __




    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.


    I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

    'No,' she answered.

    I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?'

    She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

    So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

    And that's when the fight started...

    ______________________________ __



    I took my wife to a restaurant.


    The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

    "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

    "Nah, she can order for herself."

    And that's when the fight started.....

    ______________________________ _



    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.


    asked her, "Do you know him?"

    "Yes", she sighed,

    "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

    "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

    And then the fight started...

    ______________________________ __



    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.


    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

    ______________________________



    My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

    She asked, "What's on TV?"

    I said, "Dust."

    And then the fight started...

    ______________________________ __


    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.


    She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 165 in about 2 seconds."

    I bought her a bathroom scale.

    And then the fight started......

    ______________________________


    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.


    The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

    I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

    She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

    She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

    And then the fight started...

    ______________________________ __


    My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.


    She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

    "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

    I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

    And then the fight started........

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    I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!


    The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

    He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

    So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

    That's how the fight started.
     
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