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    An olde tale



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    Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter.

    But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

    No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone. Anything she touched would melt.

    Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

    The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

    He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King,

    'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'

    The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
    The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth.

    THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

    The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
    But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly

    The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

    The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
    The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something very hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

    The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

    And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.

    Question: What was in the Prince's pants?

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    M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What on earth were you thinking?

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    An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom.
    She flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!"
    The old man says "I'll have the soup."
     
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    Having a beer last night. The barman calls out "does anyone know CPR"? - I said "I know the whole f@%ken alphabet". We laughed and laughed and laughed. Well, all except one bloke.
     
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    *Statistical Data*
    Different types of phone call durations:

    *Boy to Boy* 00:00:59
    *Boy to Mom* 00:00:50
    *Boy to Dad* 00:00:30
    *Boy to Girl* 01:23:59
    *Girl to Girl* 05:29:59
    *Girl to Boy* 00:01:20
    *Marriedman to Girlfriend* 01:43:59
    *Marriedwoman to boyfriend* 01:40:59
    *Husband to Wife* 00:00:03
    *Wife to Husband* 18 Missed Calls
     
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