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    Japanese Hotel Service ...

    A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan.
    Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
    'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'

    Sceptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl.
    Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

    Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20'.
    Why not?' thought the salesman.
    He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl.
    Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

    The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need when they are away from Their Wives ... 50 Cents.'
    The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.
    When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out.
    Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

    With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........ which now had a button sewn neatly on the end..
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    Can someone explain the ears part to me pls?
     
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    Ask your dad.....in fact wait until your mum and grandma are in the room so you can get their input too :)
     
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    How does a French prostitute hold her liquor?


    By the ears!
     
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    Everyone on a passenger ship could see a bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.
    "Who is that man?" a passenger asked the ship's captain. "Why is he so upset?"
    "I have no idea," the Captain replied, "but, every year when we pass by here, he goes crazy."
     
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    [​IMG] firemen's kitty
     
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    ^ ha ha.
    Next time I'm hiring staff I'm tempted to put
    "SJW's and snowflakes need not apply"
     
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    It's the rules of our Western world now.
     
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    ^^^^
    That's no joke, that happened to all my Dad's beer in the fridge when I was a teenager and a few of my mates were 'round for the weekend.
     
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